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[Mike Torst]

Most listers know my position, and I am not a socialist, for those that don't know. Intermission: To: Tech Support Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me? Jonathon Powell To: Jonathon Powell This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony / Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push apologize button then rest button as soon as lockup occurs. System will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance. Tech Support OK, back to KLR stuff - Tall guys need high ride handlebars - still no info ( tears...) Mike Torst A16 aka lasvegasrider -----Original Message----- From: klr6501995 [mailto:vansee@...] Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 3:06 PM To: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com Subject: [DSN_klr650] Re: NKLR election Just cast my ballot in Jax Fl. stern faced monitors and all. loved walking in there and seeing the monitors freak out at my all black 2 piece 3/4 length jacket and pants. (it makes my 160 5'11 frame look big). Having been to a number of public offices and hospitals. I can say folks get nervous about the Tourmaster Coretech suit. Bet every one of the ninnies who freaked were Dems. I do remember Pres. Bush proposing a change to hydrogen for fuel in one of his first speaches as Pres. Let them nations cut the oil. You think this is a hungry world now? (due to corrupt people). Not the greed of America. Hurricane season made me almost ill. News agencies said bring "comfort foods" to the shelters. Fatasses need to bring food to assist their mental illnesses.... KYOTO TREATY. means let the other guy kick our mill/ind ass. If you think hydrogen is dangerous as a fuel then your a moron... As a ex-soldier and even speaking with other service members... most all support Bush. Esp w/ the ones who are in the sand.Who's lives are on the line daily. They know what they are willing to shed blood for. Mostly they want to shed the blood of the enemy. But he knows sometimes it'll be his. Been to 2 "green protests"; both were big "energy" consumers in most everyway, (computers, music, SUV's, and lots of bic lighters for the). Do any of the Dems know that it is a matter of record (two govts U.S and USSR the anti-war moverments of past and present recieved money and services from COMMIES and terrorists ? c'mon people quit the snivelling. America gives you the freedom to succeed or fail. the right to pursue happiness. no gurantee. democracy will be hard to sell. It usually depends on the goodwill (Juedo-Christian) of men. against my judgement i'll hit send

--- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, denis@t... wrote: > > Ron, > > I think that as soon as one of the parties decide to address the fule > issue we will see that we don't need to be in the middle east. The sad > thing is no party is even talking about doing something about it. > > And don't get me started on the Greens, these morons would have us all > walking. > > Denis > > On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, ron criswell wrote: > > > > > Er ... fighting for oil is not against this countries interests. You think the job situation is bad now, just wait until all the > > religious fanatics control most of it in the Mid East (and from all I 've observed they are trying as hard as they can). In > > places like Nigeria, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Chechnya, Iraq, already do in Iran. Venezuela's government is not to friendly to us at > > this time (our forth largest supplier last I checked). Bicycles to ride 20 to 30 miles to work anyone? Candles to read by? > > Computers to run .... Hah! > > > > Criswell > > hoping this government of ours will finally get real and drill on the North slope of Alaska, develop a hydrogen car (instead of > > going to the moon or Mars), and use wind power (even if the fans kill birds). The bastards are trying to bring us down. Sober > > up. > > > > sparky_nv wrote: > > > > > The argument that you should "support the troops" by keeping them in > > > Iraq is absurd. If you support the troops, then you bring them home > > > so they don't die for an ignoble cause. They are dying for oil which > > > equals power and money. They die for a confirmed lie. If you love > > > and support the men and woman of the armed forces, our brothers > > > sisters, mothers, fathers, sons and daughters, then bring them home > > > and let them fight and die for only noble causes. > > > > > > Do not forget that over 15,000 civilians of Iraq are dead also...KLR > > > riders, mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, sisters, brothers, who > > > just wanted to live life...DEAD. > > > > > > Let us see, Osama is going around doing as he pleases...in Iraq, no. > > > Are any of the terrorists responsible for 9-11 from Iraq, no. > > > > > > I'm tired of lies...just say we are there for oil, a strategic > > > stepping stone to protect the fat cats interests and increase > > > profits, power and fiscal security. > > > > > > Support the troops...bring them home NOW! > > > > > > --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, "Russell Scott" > > > wrote: > > > > Off-roading rights, taxes, etc. are important issues. But to me it > > > all > > > > comes down to supporting the people who are the real American > > > heroes. > > > > > > > > Will you vote with Osama bin Laden, Abu Jalal, Saddam Hussein and > > > Abu > > > > Musab Al-Zarqawi? How about Kim Jong-Il, Mohammad Khatami, Moammar > > > > al-Ghadafi and Hu Jingtao. All of these tyrants support John Kerry. > > > > > > > > or... > > > > > > > > Will you vote with America's fighting forces, who, according to a > > > > just- published Army Times poll, overwhelmingly support President > > > > George W. Bush. In fact, 82 percent of our Armed Forces said they do > > > > not want John Kerry as their Commander in Chief. > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, SUPPORT OUR TROOPS -- VOTE FOR GEORGE W. BUSH! > > > > > > > > R > > > > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > > > Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: > > > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > > Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: > > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . Yahoo! Groups Links

[Mike Torst]

You're a funny guy! So here is your free PG rated joke. ----------------------- A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend, "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!" The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! " It's raining like hell out there!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street, he discovered he had run right in the middle of a town marathon, so he started running along beside the others. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh, yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running." The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?" The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh, yes, that way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" His reply: "Only if it's raining. Mike Torst A16 aka lasvegasrider -----Original Message----- From: monahanwb [mailto:monahanwb@...] Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 3:33 PM To: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com Subject: [DSN_klr650] Re: NKLR election --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, "Joseph Jones" wrote:

> > The Iraqi war is about fighting terrorist across the waters. If

we

> had not invaded Iraq we would be fighting the terrorist here in the > USA.

Hey did you hear about the gay whale? It sucked the seamen out of a submarine. Are you gay? I heard that gay guys like to have machine gun fantasies. We don't care about your sexual/political fantasies here. It's a KLR list. I suggest you go to the Big Gay Republican site, you'll find plenty of amigos there.

[rm@richardmay.net]

On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, klr6501995 wrote:

>I do remember Pres. Bush proposing a change to hydrogen for fuel in one >of his first speaches as Pres.

Did he say where we are going to get the hydrogen from? RM

[Eric L. Green]

On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 rm@... wrote:

> On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, klr6501995 wrote: > > >I do remember Pres. Bush proposing a change to hydrogen for fuel in one > >of his first speaches as Pres. > > Did he say where we are going to get the hydrogen from?

I propose that, instead of the hydrogen economy, we move America onto the hot air economy. All we need is these hoses to place over the mouths of every politician in America.... -E

[rm@richardmay.net]

On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, Joseph Jones wrote:

>The Iraqi war is about fighting terrorist across the waters. If we had >not invaded Iraq we would be fighting the terrorist here in the USA.

Tell me how having troops in Iraq is going to stop a nutcase from hijacking a plane in the US. Football rules do not apply to war and terrorism, Joe. RM

[Mike Torst]

Methanol-based KLR650 - HP - 46 rwhp. An additional 4rwhp if rider inserts the booster hose w/ gaseous heater attachment into the applicable orifice, the heater being powered by the euro running light leads behind the NOTE - diet affects booster, so read the manual. Intermission: before this!" ...."Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." ...."Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." ...."Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine." ...."I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened, especially since you survived." ...."Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike! ...."Congratulations on getting Married! It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life!" ...."Sex with you is like using drugs. Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it." ...."When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." ...."We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits." ...."I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." ...."If you ever need a friend, buy a dog." ...."Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?" ...."Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday---so we're having you put to sleep." ...."Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Arkansas) Ok, back to KLR - Tall handlebars, LONG wearing desert tires, and stickers! (LOL) Mike Torst A16 aka lasvegasrider -----Original Message----- From: rm@... [mailto:rm@...] Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 5:17 PM To: klr6501995 Cc: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Re: NKLR election

On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, klr6501995 wrote: >I do remember Pres. Bush proposing a change to hydrogen for fuel in one >of his first speaches as Pres. Did he say where we are going to get the hydrogen from? RM List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . Yahoo! Groups Links

[Mike Torst]

Intermission: Tom sits in a clubhouse bar thinking about his next extra-marital affair. Deep in thought about the subject, he absent-mindedly starts thinking aloud. Not worth it," he mutters. "Never as good as you hoped. Expensive, and above all, drives the wife berserk." A friend who was sitting close by at the time had overheard Tom's words. He leans across to Tom and says, "Come on Tom. You knew what to expect when you took up golf." Mike Torst A16 aka lasvegasrider -----Original Message----- From: rm@... [mailto:rm@...] Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 5:21 PM To: Joseph Jones Cc: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Re: NKLR election

On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, Joseph Jones wrote: >The Iraqi war is about fighting terrorist across the waters. If we had >not invaded Iraq we would be fighting the terrorist here in the USA. Tell me how having troops in Iraq is going to stop a nutcase from hijacking a plane in the US. Football rules do not apply to war and terrorism, Joe. RM

[Joseph Jones]

--- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, rm@r... wrote:

> > On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, Joseph Jones wrote: > > >The Iraqi war is about fighting terrorist across the waters. If we

had

> >not invaded Iraq we would be fighting the terrorist here in the

USA.

> > Tell me how having troops in Iraq is going to stop a nutcase from > hijacking a plane in the US. > > Football rules do not apply to war and terrorism, Joe. > > RM

Where did you come up with football rules? I'm talking about an enemy that has no rules. If they were not distracted by the war in Iraq, they would be bombing here. Just imagine terrorists exploding car bombs here in NYC, or DC, or planes dropping wmd over large cities. Those are things President Bush is trying to prevent. I don't think Kerry could or would be as aggressive to prevent such things. Joe SE Ky A18 7600

[matteeanne@yahoo.com]

I love it when people say "Well, the people who took out the trade center towers are not in Iraq", true, but the people who lop off heads on live video are there, and they will do just fine for now, lets hunt them down in the mean time. Radical Muslim Extremists are everywhere, there just happens to be a goldmine of them in Iraq right now. Not to mention, once western culture, and freedom take root, there is no going back. (see USSR/Germany/Indonesia, etc, etc,) Should we force our ideals on others? Probably not, but if it will prevent a reccurance of 9/11 or worse, I vote yes. I dont want to kill these guys. But last time I checked, their only agenda was "kill all the Infadels" That means you, your kids, wife, Mom, Dad, etc. The time to wait for them to strike has now passed. It is now time to go huntin'. I dont care who the President is, as long as they are spending my tax dollars to kill these bastards. Partial list of Infadels: Britney Spears John Kerry Pope The Queen You my 9 year old daughter My Grandmother Your Grandmother Dweezil Zappa Me That cute little kid down the street --- Joseph Jones wrote:

> > > The Iraqi war is about fighting terrorist across > the waters. If we > had not invaded Iraq we would be fighting the > terrorist here in the > USA. > If Kerry gets elected (slight chance) we will be > fighting the war > here anyway. If Kerry gets elected I will be > figuring out how to > mount a machine-gun on my A18. Although I will not > need it here in > the sticks (we have to wait untill tuesday to get > the sunday paper), > but the people in Ca. Ny. Fl. and large cities will > be involved > directly in the war. > Joe SE Ky A18 7600 > > > > > --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, "Eric L. Green" > > wrote: > > On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, ron criswell wrote: > > > Er ... fighting for oil is not against this > countries interests. > > > > There is no oil in Fallujah, Samara, and Baghdad. > The oil is all in > the > > north and south of Iraq, not in the middle. Our > soldiers aren't > dying in > > Fallujah and Baghdad for oil. I'm not sure why > they're there, but > it's not > > for oil. If it was for oil, I would have voted for > Bush II, the way > I > > voted for Bush I in 1992. Iraq War I was > definitely about the oil, > > Kuwait's oil -- and I had no problem with that at > all. Iraq War > II... > > anybody have a clue what that one's all about? > > > > -E > > > > > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at > www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris > Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com > > > > > >

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[bigfatgreenbike]

asbestosworkers@... wrote:

> >but the people in Ca. Ny. Fl. and large cities will be involved >directly in the war. >

We already were involved here in NY. You are now officially named "Master Of The Obvious" (you may sign MOTO after your name from now on, just like an OBE or PHD (Order of the British Empire and Piled High and Deep, respectively). We WERE fighting the terrorists overseas (Afghanistan), the very same terrorists responsible for the bombing of the USS Cole, the two embassy bombings in Africa, and the World Trade Center airplane attacks. Then, we STOPPED fighting the terrorists actually responsible for all of the recent attacks on America, before we caught the people who planned and ordered the attack. Instead, we left that country, and started a war in a country that had never conducted terrorist attacks against the US (Iraq). Now we have most of the population of a country that had never conducted terrorism against us, thinking that it might not be such a bad idea after all. As for all the ex- and current military hating Kerry, I don't blame you one bit. It's a greater sin to not be ashamed of your actual military service, than to be wholeheartedly proud of dodging it. I can understand that for the people who have chosen to serve their country in the most direct manner, literally risking life and limb defending the honor of the United States, you must believe that your president feels the same way you do. That he would never put your life, your child's life, or anyone elses' in harm's way, never expose you or yours to the horrors of war, without great deliberation and the most serious necessity. Unfortunately, your believing this won't make it so. I imagine it would be psychologically unbearable for a person, especially one caring for a crippled family member, to have to see the shattered body of a loved one every single day and think about how their life was squandered by a mediocre ivy league student and his cronies in the pursuit of an insane dream. No, people have willingly made themselves believe far less plausible things in order to get through the day, and I don't blame them. I would say you should be EXTREMELY skeptical of ANYONE who talks war, who hasn't been shot at a few times. It's why I trusted George Bush SR. It's why I don't trust his kid. Kerry's kind of a douche, I know. But what's the alternative? Devon Brooklyn