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[monahanwb]

--- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, Bogdan Swider wrote:

> > > > Two men walk into a bar... > > > > > > You'd think one of them would have seen it in time. > > > > K > > A sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender

says " We

> don't serve food here. > > Bogdan

A guy walks into a barber shop and asks "Bob Cox Here?" the barber replies, "no, we just cut hair".

[ron criswell]

Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says "So, why the long face?" Criswell monahanwb wrote:

> --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, Bogdan Swider wrote: > > > > > > Two men walk into a bar... > > > > > > > > > You'd think one of them would have seen it in time. > > > > > > K > > > > A sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender > says " We > > don't serve food here. > > > > Bogdan > > A guy walks into a barber shop and asks "Bob Cox Here?" > > the barber replies, "no, we just cut hair". > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > >

[Mike Torst]

Four workers were discussing how talented their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math with calculation. His dog was named T Square and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, circle and triangle, which the dog did with no problem. The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was named Slide Rule and he was told to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem. The chemist said that was good but he felt his dog was better. His dog was named Measure. Measure was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces in each ten ounce glass, which he did with no problem. They all agreed their dogs talents were quite obvious and equally smart, then turning to the Union member inquiring as to what his dog could do. The teamster's member called his dog Coffee Break and at that, Coffee break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other 3 dogs and claimed he injured his back in doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for workman's compensation and went home on sick leave. Mike Torst A16 aka lasvegasrider -----Original Message----- From: monahanwb [mailto:monahanwb@...] Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 2:28 PM To: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com Subject: [DSN_klr650] Re: NKLR election

--- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, Bogdan Swider wrote: > > > > Two men walk into a bar... > > > > > > You'd think one of them would have seen it in time. > > > > K > > A sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " We > don't serve food here. > > Bogdan A guy walks into a barber shop and asks "Bob Cox Here?" the barber replies, "no, we just cut hair". List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . Yahoo! Groups Links

[klr6501995]

Just cast my ballot in Jax Fl. stern faced monitors and all. loved walking in there and seeing the monitors freak out at my all black 2 piece 3/4 length jacket and pants. (it makes my 160 5'11 frame look big). Having been to a number of public offices and hospitals. I can say folks get nervous about the Tourmaster Coretech suit. Bet every one of the ninnies who freaked were Dems. I do remember Pres. Bush proposing a change to hydrogen for fuel in one of his first speaches as Pres. Let them nations cut the oil. You think this is a hungry world now? (due to corrupt people). Not the greed of America. Hurricane season made me almost ill. News agencies said bring "comfort foods" to the shelters. Fatasses need to bring food to assist their mental illnesses.... KYOTO TREATY. means let the other guy kick our mill/ind ass. If you think hydrogen is dangerous as a fuel then your a moron... As a ex-soldier and even speaking with other service members... most all support Bush. Esp w/ the ones who are in the sand.Who's lives are on the line daily. They know what they are willing to shed blood for. Mostly they want to shed the blood of the enemy. But he knows sometimes it'll be his. Been to 2 "green protests"; both were big "energy" consumers in most everyway, (computers, music, SUV's, and lots of bic lighters for the). Do any of the Dems know that it is a matter of record (two govts U.S and USSR the anti-war moverments of past and present recieved money and services from COMMIES and terrorists ? c'mon people quit the snivelling. America gives you the freedom to succeed or fail. the right to pursue happiness. no gurantee. democracy will be hard to sell. It usually depends on the goodwill (Juedo-Christian) of men. against my judgement i'll hit send

--- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, denis@t... wrote: > > Ron, > > I think that as soon as one of the parties decide to address the fule > issue we will see that we don't need to be in the middle east. The sad > thing is no party is even talking about doing something about it. > > And don't get me started on the Greens, these morons would have us all > walking. > > Denis > > On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, ron criswell wrote: > > > > > Er ... fighting for oil is not against this countries interests. You think the job situation is bad now, just wait until all the > > religious fanatics control most of it in the Mid East (and from all I 've observed they are trying as hard as they can). In > > places like Nigeria, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Chechnya, Iraq, already do in Iran. Venezuela's government is not to friendly to us at > > this time (our forth largest supplier last I checked). Bicycles to ride 20 to 30 miles to work anyone? Candles to read by? > > Computers to run .... Hah! > > > > Criswell > > hoping this government of ours will finally get real and drill on the North slope of Alaska, develop a hydrogen car (instead of > > going to the moon or Mars), and use wind power (even if the fans kill birds). The bastards are trying to bring us down. Sober > > up. > > > > sparky_nv wrote: > > > > > The argument that you should "support the troops" by keeping them in > > > Iraq is absurd. If you support the troops, then you bring them home > > > so they don't die for an ignoble cause. They are dying for oil which > > > equals power and money. They die for a confirmed lie. If you love > > > and support the men and woman of the armed forces, our brothers > > > sisters, mothers, fathers, sons and daughters, then bring them home > > > and let them fight and die for only noble causes. > > > > > > Do not forget that over 15,000 civilians of Iraq are dead also...KLR > > > riders, mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, sisters, brothers, who > > > just wanted to live life...DEAD. > > > > > > Let us see, Osama is going around doing as he pleases...in Iraq, no. > > > Are any of the terrorists responsible for 9-11 from Iraq, no. > > > > > > I'm tired of lies...just say we are there for oil, a strategic > > > stepping stone to protect the fat cats interests and increase > > > profits, power and fiscal security. > > > > > > Support the troops...bring them home NOW! > > > > > > --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, "Russell Scott" > > > wrote: > > > > Off-roading rights, taxes, etc. are important issues. But to me it > > > all > > > > comes down to supporting the people who are the real American > > > heroes. > > > > > > > > Will you vote with Osama bin Laden, Abu Jalal, Saddam Hussein and > > > Abu > > > > Musab Al-Zarqawi? How about Kim Jong-Il, Mohammad Khatami, Moammar > > > > al-Ghadafi and Hu Jingtao. All of these tyrants support John Kerry. > > > > > > > > or... > > > > > > > > Will you vote with America's fighting forces, who, according to a > > > > just- published Army Times poll, overwhelmingly support President > > > > George W. Bush. In fact, 82 percent of our Armed Forces said they do > > > > not want John Kerry as their Commander in Chief. > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, SUPPORT OUR TROOPS -- VOTE FOR GEORGE W. BUSH! > > > > > > > > R > > > > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > > > Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: > > > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > > Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: > > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

[Devon]

lasvegasrider@... wrote:

> >The teamster's member called his dog Coffee Break and at that, Coffee break >went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed >the other 3 dogs and claimed he injured his back in doing so, filed a >grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for workman's compensation >and went home on sick leave. > >

You left out the IBEW worker's dog- Theatrical Electrician. He punched in, stood there, and watched Coffee Break do all the work. Devon

[monahanwb]

Is your erection over yet?

--- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, "klr6501995" wrote: > > > Let them nations cut the oil. You think this is a hungry world now? > (due to corrupt people). Not the greed of America. > > Hurricane season made me almost ill. News agencies said > bring "comfort foods" to the shelters. Fatasses need to bring food to > assist their mental illnesses.... > > > KYOTO TREATY. means let the other guy kick our mill/ind ass. > > If you think hydrogen is dangerous as a fuel then your a moron... > > As a ex-soldier and even speaking with other service members... most > all support Bush. Esp w/ the ones who are in the sand.Who's lives are > on the line daily. They know what they are willing to shed blood for. > Mostly they want to shed the blood of the enemy. But he knows > sometimes it'll be his. > > Been to 2 "green protests"; both were big "energy" consumers in most > everyway, (computers, music, SUV's, and lots of bic lighters for the). > > Do any of the Dems know that it is a matter of record (two govts U.S > and USSR the anti-war moverments of past and present recieved money > and services from COMMIES and terrorists ? > > c'mon people quit the snivelling. > America gives you the freedom to succeed or fail. the right to pursue > happiness. no gurantee. > > democracy will be hard to sell. It usually depends on the goodwill > (Juedo-Christian) of men. > > against my judgement i'll hit send > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, denis@t... wrote: > > > > Ron, > > > > I think that as soon as one of the parties decide to address the > fule > > issue we will see that we don't need to be in the middle east. The > sad > > thing is no party is even talking about doing something about it. > > > > And don't get me started on the Greens, these morons would have us > all > > walking. > > > > Denis > > > > On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, ron criswell wrote: > > > > > > > > Er ... fighting for oil is not against this countries interests. > You think the job situation is bad now, just wait until all the > > > religious fanatics control most of it in the Mid East (and from > all I 've observed they are trying as hard as they can). In > > > places like Nigeria, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Chechnya, Iraq, already > do in Iran. Venezuela's government is not to friendly to us at > > > this time (our forth largest supplier last I checked). Bicycles > to ride 20 to 30 miles to work anyone? Candles to read by? > > > Computers to run .... Hah! > > > > > > Criswell > > > hoping this government of ours will finally get real and drill on > the North slope of Alaska, develop a hydrogen car (instead of > > > going to the moon or Mars), and use wind power (even if the fans > kill birds). The bastards are trying to bring us down. Sober > > > up. > > > > > > sparky_nv wrote: > > > > > > > The argument that you should "support the troops" by keeping > them in > > > > Iraq is absurd. If you support the troops, then you bring them > home > > > > so they don't die for an ignoble cause. They are dying for oil > which > > > > equals power and money. They die for a confirmed lie. If you > love > > > > and support the men and woman of the armed forces, our brothers > > > > sisters, mothers, fathers, sons and daughters, then bring them > home > > > > and let them fight and die for only noble causes. > > > > > > > > Do not forget that over 15,000 civilians of Iraq are dead > also...KLR > > > > riders, mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, sisters, brothers, > who > > > > just wanted to live life...DEAD. > > > > > > > > Let us see, Osama is going around doing as he pleases...in > Iraq, no. > > > > Are any of the terrorists responsible for 9-11 from Iraq, no. > > > > > > > > I'm tired of lies...just say we are there for oil, a strategic > > > > stepping stone to protect the fat cats interests and increase > > > > profits, power and fiscal security. > > > > > > > > Support the troops...bring them home NOW! > > > > > > > > --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, "Russell Scott" > > > > > wrote: > > > > > Off-roading rights, taxes, etc. are important issues. But to > me it > > > > all > > > > > comes down to supporting the people who are the real American > > > > heroes. > > > > > > > > > > Will you vote with Osama bin Laden, Abu Jalal, Saddam Hussein > and > > > > Abu > > > > > Musab Al-Zarqawi? How about Kim Jong-Il, Mohammad Khatami, > Moammar > > > > > al-Ghadafi and Hu Jingtao. All of these tyrants support John > Kerry. > > > > > > > > > > or... > > > > > > > > > > Will you vote with America's fighting forces, who, according > to a > > > > > just- published Army Times poll, overwhelmingly support > President > > > > > George W. Bush. In fact, 82 percent of our Armed Forces said > they do > > > > > not want John Kerry as their Commander in Chief. > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, SUPPORT OUR TROOPS -- VOTE FOR GEORGE W. BUSH! > > > > > > > > > > R > > > > > > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. > List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > > > > Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: > > > > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . > > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List > FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > > > Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: > > > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

[Joseph Jones]

The Iraqi war is about fighting terrorist across the waters. If we had not invaded Iraq we would be fighting the terrorist here in the USA. If Kerry gets elected (slight chance) we will be fighting the war here anyway. If Kerry gets elected I will be figuring out how to mount a machine-gun on my A18. Although I will not need it here in the sticks (we have to wait untill tuesday to get the sunday paper), but the people in Ca. Ny. Fl. and large cities will be involved directly in the war. Joe SE Ky A18 7600 --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, "Eric L. Green" wrote:

> On Tue, 2 Nov 2004, ron criswell wrote: > > Er ... fighting for oil is not against this countries interests. > > There is no oil in Fallujah, Samara, and Baghdad. The oil is all in

the

> north and south of Iraq, not in the middle. Our soldiers aren't

dying in

> Fallujah and Baghdad for oil. I'm not sure why they're there, but

it's not

> for oil. If it was for oil, I would have voted for Bush II, the way

I

> voted for Bush I in 1992. Iraq War I was definitely about the oil, > Kuwait's oil -- and I had no problem with that at all. Iraq War

II...

> anybody have a clue what that one's all about? > > -E

[monahanwb]

--- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, "Joseph Jones" wrote:

> > The Iraqi war is about fighting terrorist across the waters. If

we

> had not invaded Iraq we would be fighting the terrorist here in the > USA.

Hey did you hear about the gay whale? It sucked the seamen out of a submarine. Are you gay? I heard that gay guys like to have machine gun fantasies. We don't care about your sexual/political fantasies here. It's a KLR list. I suggest you go to the Big Gay Republican site, you'll find plenty of amigos there.

[Mike Torst]

Intermission: This guy went to a pet store and said he wanted to buy the most exotic pet they had. The owner showed him Parrots, Fish, etc, and the guy said, 'No, I meant Exotic Exotic' 'OK' said the salesman, follow me... So, they went into this back room and there on the floor was the ugliest toad he had ever seen... 'What is this' he asked. 'It is the most exotic toad you will find' replied the salesman. 'I'll leave the room for a minute and when I come back, you tell me what you decide.' So, the salesman leaves, and the toad proceeds to stick out his tongue and give this guy the best blow-job he has ever had. The salesman returns and the customer says, 'I'll take it..no matter what the cost.' After he gets the toad home, he sits him on the kitchen table and starts digging through cook books and pots and pans.... His wife comes in and says, 'What are you doing and why is that God awful toad on the table?' 'Because,' said the husband, 'Once I teach him how to cook, you're outta here' Its all over guys, in just a few hours.... Then the real action shifts to the courts (LOL). Mike Torst A16 aka lasvegasrider

[Harry Seifert]

> [Original Message] > From: Devon > Cc: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com> > Date: 11/2/2004 3:15:16 PM > Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Re: NKLR election > > > > > lasvegasrider@... wrote: > > > > >The teamster's member called his dog Coffee Break and at that, Coffee

break

> >went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed > >the other 3 dogs and claimed he injured his back in doing so, filed a > >grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for workman's

compensation

> >and went home on sick leave. > > > > > > You left out the IBEW worker's dog- Theatrical Electrician. He punched > in, stood there, and watched Coffee Break do all the work. > > Devon

IIRC, from my daze in show biz.............Theatrical Electricians belong to IATSE, not the IBEW. Buddy

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