250 lowering links?

[Swede]

--- In DSN_klr650@y..., "Swampy" wrote:

> I think we need to open a can of worms..... > > Who wants to start? > > Swampy > A14

I will: 1)What kind of (insert one) oil, chain, tires, philosophy, music, sports, motorcycles, gas, muffler, filter, or seat do you like? 2)Pro-choice or Pro-life? 3)Hetero, Homo, Lesbian, Transvestite, or Transsexual? 4)Pro-gun or Anti-gun? 5)Catholic, Protestant, Buddist, Hindu, Muslum, or Agnostic? 6)Hippie or Redneck? 7)Legalize controlled substances or not? 8)B&D, S&M, M&Ms? (Exit to Eden) 9)Does "On Any Sunday" suck? 10)Ford, Chevy, or Dodge? / Japanese or American? 11)John Deere or CaseIH? 12)Mountain Men or Men Mountin' Men? 13)Bicyclists wear cool clothes? 14)Pucker Factor? 15)Single track, double track, dirt road, concrete, or asphalt? 16)Is dualsport to BMW really a decision of asphalt or concrete? 17)Luggage - need I say more? 18)To NKLR or not to NKLR? - that is the question. 19)Is that you, Gino? 20)Are you real, Jennifer? 21)Zen, Motorcycle maintainence, or both? 22)My butt burns after 500 miles: is it my underwear or the seat? 23)Texas sucks! 24)Kansas blows! 25)Is that why it's so windy in Oklahoma? Lastly, if you take this too serious, you need to RELAX!!! "Swede"

[closeke@kearney.net]

> > I will: > > 1)What kind of (insert one) oil, chain, tires, philosophy, music, > sports, motorcycles, gas, muffler, filter, or seat do you like?

mobil 1, country, football, KLR650, 89 octane

> 2)Pro-choice or Pro-life?

Pro-choice

> 3)Hetero, Homo, Lesbian, Transvestite, or Transsexual?

Hetero

> 4)Pro-gun or Anti-gun?

Pro-guns

> 5)Catholic, Protestant, Buddist, Hindu, Muslum, or Agnostic?

Does it matter in the end

> 6)Hippie or Redneck?

Redneck

> 7)Legalize controlled substances or not?

Legalize and heavily tax them like smokes

> 8)B&D, S&M, M&Ms? (Exit to Eden)

M&M with peanuts

> 9)Does "On Any Sunday" suck?

Never seen it

> 10)Ford, Chevy, or Dodge? / Japanese or American?

Jeep Grand Cherokee

> 11)John Deere or CaseIH?

CAse IH

> 12)Mountain Men or Men Mountin' Men?

Mountain man

> 13)Bicyclists wear cool clothes

Cute padded shorts

> 14)Pucker Factor?. > 15)Single track, double track, dirt road, concrete, or asphalt?

ALL the above

> 16)Is dualsport to BMW really a decision of asphalt or concrete?

Yes

> 17)Luggage - need I say more?

Chase harper saddle bags

> 18)To NKLR or not to NKLR? - that is the question.

To

> 19)Is that you, Gino? > 20)Are you real, Jennifer?

Till I see her in the flesh she's Gino in drag

> 21)Zen, Motorcycle maintainence, or both?

If it ain't broke don't fix it

> 22)My butt burns after 500 miles: is it my underwear or the seat?

da seat

> 23)Texas sucks! > 24)Kansas blows!

How true

> 25)Is that why it's so windy in Oklahoma?

No, Norman produces alot of hot wind, especially in the fall

> Lastly, if you take this too serious, you need to RELAX!!! > > "Swede"

Craig A15 PRUAV [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Dan Oaks]

I missed sone of these! -- bierdo Swede wrote:

> --- In DSN_klr650@y..., "Swampy" wrote: > > I think we need to open a can of worms..... > > > > Who wants to start? > > > > Swampy > > A14 > > I will: > > 1)What kind of (insert one) oil, chain, tires, philosophy, music, > sports, motorcycles, gas, muffler, filter, or seat do you like? > 2)Pro-choice or Pro-life? > 3)Hetero, Homo, Lesbian, Transvestite, or Transsexual? > 4)Pro-gun or Anti-gun? > 5)Catholic, Protestant, Buddist, Hindu, Muslum, or Agnostic? > 6)Hippie or Redneck? > 7)Legalize controlled substances or not? > 8)B&D, S&M, M&Ms? (Exit to Eden) > 9)Does "On Any Sunday" suck? > 10)Ford, Chevy, or Dodge? / Japanese or American? > 11)John Deere or CaseIH? > 12)Mountain Men or Men Mountin' Men? > 13)Bicyclists wear cool clothes? > 14)Pucker Factor? > 15)Single track, double track, dirt road, concrete, or asphalt? > 16)Is dualsport to BMW really a decision of asphalt or concrete? > 17)Luggage - need I say more? > 18)To NKLR or not to NKLR? - that is the question. > 19)Is that you, Gino? > 20)Are you real, Jennifer? > 21)Zen, Motorcycle maintainence, or both? > 22)My butt burns after 500 miles: is it my underwear or the seat? > 23)Texas sucks! > 24)Kansas blows! > 25)Is that why it's so windy in Oklahoma? > Lastly, if you take this too serious, you need to RELAX!!! > > "Swede"

[RM]

On Fri, 2 Mar 2001, Swede wrote:

>1)What kind of (insert one) oil, chain, tires, philosophy, music, >sports, motorcycles, gas, muffler, filter, or seat do you like?

Delvac, cheap, cheap, hedonism, rock-n-roll, biking, KLR's, 87 octane, stock, stock, and the no-ArmorAll kind.

>2)Pro-choice or Pro-life?

Will ShopVacs work?

>11)John Deere or CaseIH?

Deere, because they match my KLR.

>13)Bicyclists wear cool clothes?

Hell yes! You're talking about the women, right?

>14)Pucker Factor?

Wet Botts dots.

>16)Is dualsport to BMW really a decision of asphalt or concrete?

"Dirt bike" is a state of mind. An R1 or a 'busa can go off-road. If you really want...

>17)Luggage - need I say more?

A $4.50 tool box bolted to the plastic rack platform.

>18)To NKLR or not to NKLR? - that is the question.

NKLR rules.

>19)Is that you, Gino?

no.

>20)Are you real, Jennifer?

Which page of the catalog, Jennifer?

>25)Is that why it's so windy in Oklahoma?

It's the mouthy rednecks making all the hot air...

[Dale_Johnson@ahm.honda.com]

> 1)What kind of (insert one) oil,

Honda GN4

> 2)Pro-choice > 3)Hetero, > 4)Pro-gun > 5)Taoist > 6)Hippie > 7)Legalize controlled substances NOT > 8)M&Ms > 9)Does "On Any Sunday" suck?NO > 10)Ford American? > 11)John Deere > 12)Mountain Men > 13)Bicyclists wear cool clothes? NOT > 15)Single track > 16)Is dualsport to BMW really a decision of asphalt or concrete?YES > 17)Luggage Backpack straped to the rear rack > 18)To NKLR > 19)Is that you, Gino? > 20)Are you real, Jennifer? see 19 > 21) both > 22)My butt burns after 500 miles: seat OR ass size > 23)Texas sucks! Yes > 24)Kansas blows! Yes > 25)Is that why it's so windy in Oklahoma? Yes > Lastly, if you take this too serious, you need to RELAX!!! > > "Swede"

Dale was here

[kcorriga@together.net]

1)What kind of (insert one) oil, chain, tires, philosophy, music, sports, motorcycles,philosopy, muffler, filter, or seat do you like? * wesson, saw, snow, Dadaism, NOLA Funk!, soccer and cow tipping, KLR, who farted?, stock, KN, Corbin. 2)Pro-choice or Pro-life? Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one, but all those of us with external genetalia should keep their opinions to themselves. 3)Hetero, Homo, Lesbian, Transvestite, or Transsexual? Trysexual (almost anything once, almost) 4)Pro-gun or Anti-gun? Pro Rifle, melt down the handguns they serve no purpose. 5)Catholic, Protestant, Buddist, Hindu, Muslum, or Agnostic? Heathen 6)Hippie or Redneck? Yippie 7)Legalize controlled substances or not? Absolutely and tax the hell out of it to reduce my property taxes and save social security. I don't partake, but there is no substance you can take that is as dangerous as not wearing a helmet, or listening to country music, and those are legal in many places. We only seem to want real freedom when we agree with it. I say let free will govern and stupidity will afford it's own consequenses to the individual. 8)B&D, S&M, M&Ms? (Exit to Eden) See #3. 9)Does "On Any Sunday" suck? A masterpiece of 20th century cinematography! 10)Ford, Chevy, or Dodge? / Japanese or American? No rust, salvage title, good enough, cars are merely a necessary evil caused my winter and the need to transport lumber. 11)John Deere or CaseIH? Farmall Super 'C' or Ford '8N' 12)Mountain Men or Men Mountin' Men? Amazons, lots of em, wearing those really cool outfits like Zena and Calista wear......... 13)Bicyclists wear cool clothes? Not! 14)Pucker Factor? single track steep downhill in wet washout on fully loaded KLR! 15)Single track, double track, dirt road, concrete, or asphalt? Its all good. (Rats! I swore I would never use that phrase) 16)Is dualsport to BMW really a decision of asphalt or concrete? Only if it is well lighted and has appropriate directional signage. 17)Luggage - need I say more? 12"L x 17W" x 9H" soft sided cooler with my homemade grommet and bungee tail rack fastner. Just big enough for my pack rod, lure/bait box, creel, lunch, beverage of choice, hatchet (for trail blockage), sunglasses, license, registration........ 18)To NKLR or not to NKLR? - that is the question. NKLR 19)Is that you, Gino? No 20)Are you real, Jennifer? Let's not spoil the mental image of the Hot Blooded, Model/Flight Attendent, Slippery Seated Goddess.(oohh! I'll be back in a minute) 21)Zen, Motorcycle maintainence, or both? Phaedrus Lives! 22)My butt burns after 500 miles: is it my underwear or the seat? Ouch! Try Charmin? 23)Texas sucks! Yes 24)Kansas blows! You bet. 25)Is that why it's so windy in Oklahoma? Absolutely! K.C. 1 - A14s (Tooooooooooo coooooooold toooooo Riiiiide iinn Monkton Vermont)

--- In DSN_klr650@y..., "Swede" wrote: > --- In DSN_klr650@y..., "Swampy" wrote: > > I think we need to open a can of worms..... > > > > Who wants to start? > > > > Swampy > > A14 > > I will: > > 1)What kind of (insert one) oil, chain, tires, philosophy, music, > sports, motorcycles, gas, muffler, filter, or seat do you like?

[Rev.Chuck]

>1)What kind of (insert one) oil, chain, tires, philosophy, music, sports, motorcycles,philosopy, muffler, filter, or seat do you like?

slippery, lubed, sticky, open, all, non-team, most, open, not quiet/not barky, clean, Mrs. Rev's.

>2)Pro-choice or Pro-life?

Choice for life!

>3)Hetero, Homo, Lesbian, Transvestite, or Transsexual?

Lesbian trapped in a mans body

>4)Pro-gun or Anti-gun?

Would that be Professional Gun?

>5)Catholic, Protestant, Buddist, Hindu, Muslum, or Agnostic?

Don't know yet, still looking

>6)Hippie or Redneck?

Don't know yet, still looking

>7)Legalize controlled substances or not?

Depends on who is controlling and what is controlled.

>8)B&D, S&M, M&Ms? (Exit to Eden)

Never a farm animal, never.

>9)Does "On Any Sunday" suck?

Time from my riding, only.

>10)Ford, Chevy, or Dodge? / Japanese or American?

Powerful, inexpensive, dependable.

>11)John Deere or CaseIH?

Deere

>12)Mountain Men or Men Mountin' Men?

Mountain Men

>13)Bicyclists wear cool clothes?

Ladies, yes, I don't check out the guys...

>14)Pucker Factor?

Fully overloaded KLR, two up, 60 mph with 60 mph cross wind.

>15)Single track, double track, dirt road, concrete, or asphalt?

Yep. Concrete to the asphalt to the dirt road to the double track to the single track and back, via the GPS re-trace feature!

>16)Is dualsport to BMW really a decision of asphalt or concrete?

Appears so.

>17)Luggage - need I say more?

Homemade 3rd world looking.

>18)To NKLR or not to NKLR? - that is the question.

Both.

>19)Is that you, Gino?

Nope

>20)Are you real, Jennifer?

In my mind

>21)Zen, Motorcycle maintainence, or both?

To be one with the motorcycle

>22)My butt burns after 500 miles: is it my underwear or the seat?

seat

>23)Texas sucks!

mostly

>24)Kansas blows!

no idea

>25)Is that why it's so windy in Oklahoma?

'cause maybe da beans? == Rev. Chuck :^)>+ A13 http://KLR650.WWW.50Megs.Com/ http://DualSports.OnWeb.CX/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _____________________________________________________________

[Dan Oaks]

kcorriga@... wrote:

> 1)What kind of (insert one) oil, chain, tires, philosophy, music, > sports, motorcycles,philosopy, muffler, filter, or seat do you like? > * wesson, saw, snow, Dadaism, NOLA Funk!, soccer and cow tipping, > KLR, who farted?, stock, KN, Corbin. > > 2)Pro-choice or Pro-life? > Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one, but all those of us > with external genetalia should keep their opinions to themselves. > > 3)Hetero, Homo, Lesbian, Transvestite, or Transsexual? > Trysexual (almost anything once, almost) > > 4)Pro-gun or Anti-gun? > Pro Rifle, melt down the handguns they serve no purpose. > > 5)Catholic, Protestant, Buddist, Hindu, Muslum, or Agnostic? > Heathen > > 6)Hippie or Redneck? > Yippie > > 7)Legalize controlled substances or not? > Absolutely and tax the hell out of it to reduce my property taxes and > save social security. I don't partake, but there is no substance you > can take that is as dangerous as not wearing a helmet, or listening > to country music, and those are legal in many places. We only seem > to want real freedom when we agree with it. I say let free will > govern and stupidity will afford it's own consequenses to the > individual. > > 8)B&D, S&M, M&Ms? (Exit to Eden) > See #3. > > 9)Does "On Any Sunday" suck? > A masterpiece of 20th century cinematography! > > 10)Ford, Chevy, or Dodge? / Japanese or American? > No rust, salvage title, good enough, cars are merely a necessary evil > caused my winter and the need to transport lumber. > > 11)John Deere or CaseIH? > Farmall Super 'C' or Ford '8N' > > 12)Mountain Men or Men Mountin' Men? > Amazons, lots of em, wearing those really cool outfits like Zena and > Calista wear......... > > 13)Bicyclists wear cool clothes? > Not! > > 14)Pucker Factor? > single track steep downhill in wet washout on fully loaded KLR! > > 15)Single track, double track, dirt road, concrete, or asphalt? > Its all good. (Rats! I swore I would never use that phrase) > > 16)Is dualsport to BMW really a decision of asphalt or concrete? > Only if it is well lighted and has appropriate directional signage. > > 17)Luggage - need I say more? > 12"L x 17W" x 9H" soft sided cooler with my homemade grommet and > bungee tail rack fastner. Just big enough for my pack rod, lure/bait > box, creel, lunch, beverage of choice, hatchet (for trail blockage), > sunglasses, license, registration........ > > 18)To NKLR or not to NKLR? - that is the question. > NKLR > > 19)Is that you, Gino? > No > > 20)Are you real, Jennifer? > Let's not spoil the mental image of the Hot Blooded, Model/Flight > Attendent, Slippery Seated Goddess.(oohh! I'll be back in a minute) > > 21)Zen, Motorcycle maintainence, or both? > Phaedrus Lives! > > 22)My butt burns after 500 miles: is it my underwear or the seat? > Ouch! Try Charmin? > > 23)Texas sucks! > Yes > > 24)Kansas blows! > You bet. > > 25)Is that why it's so windy in Oklahoma? > Absolutely!

I like the way you think . . . mostly. Doesn't that frighten you? 8^) -- bierdo

[Dan Oaks]

"Rev.Chuck" wrote:

> > >14)Pucker Factor? > > Fully overloaded KLR, two up, 60 mph with 60 mph cross wind. >

You left out "and tumbleweeds" -- bierdo

[Rev.Chuck]

>> >14)Pucker Factor? >> >> Fully overloaded KLR, two up, 60 mph with 60 mph cross wind. >> > >You left out "and tumbleweeds"

I didn't see you that day, how did you see me? Vegas to the Cottontail ranch, Omygod! 110F, 60 mph cross winds, sand in every orifice known on man and machine... True grit has now a real meaning! == Rev. Chuck :^)>+ A13 http://KLR650.WWW.50Megs.Com/ http://DualSports.OnWeb.CX/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _____________________________________________________________