I dont know 'bout that but does ANYONE know of a company that makes a 16T
sprocket for a 2000 KLR650.
Pat.....
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nklr: motorcycle joke/story
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nklr: motorcycle joke/story
Listers,
I thought some of you might like this. I have doubts about how real the story
is, but it's kinda funny anyway:
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THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY? THINK AGAIN.
The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in
the kitchen of the house. The man was racing the engine on the
motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear.
The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a
glass patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the
floor inside the house.
The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her
husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle
laying next to him and the patio door shattered.
The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the
several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics
to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported
the husband to the hospital, the wife up-righted the motorcycle
and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor,
the wife obtained some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and
threw the towels in the toilet.
The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to
come home.
After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the
damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into
the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette.
After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the
toilet bowl while still seated.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her
husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and
he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and
his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an
ambulance.
The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them
at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and
began carrying him to the street.
While they were going down the stairs to the street, accompanied by
the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband
had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so
hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell
down the remaining steps and broke his arm.
Now THAT, dear friends, is a truly bad day.
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