what are the most recent good options for mirrors

[Lourd Baltimore]

Stop wearing a helmet and Start selling meth. Guaranteed bad-assery to follow. ________________________________ From: jgormley123 To: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com Sent: Mon, June 6, 2011 10:52:54 AM Subject: [DSN_KLR650] How does one become a Bad Ass Biker? Since I am just starting out... I would like to achieve the level of Bad Ass Biker as soon as possible. What is the easiest way to do this... [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Vik Banerjee]

If you have to ask how to become a "bad ass ______" - fill in the blank with anything you like - you'll never be one so just relax and just enjoy riding your bike. safe riding, Vik Banerjee threeohm@... www.thelazyrando.com

On 2011-06-06, at 2:52 AM, jgormley123 wrote: > > Since I am just starting out... > I would like to achieve the level of Bad Ass Biker as soon as possible. > > What is the easiest way to do this... > > > > > ------------------------------------ > > List Sponsors - Dual Sport News: http://www.dualsportnews.com > Arrowhead Motorsports: http://www.arrowheadmotorsports.com > List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok: http://www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > Member Map: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DSN_KLR650/app/peoplemap/view/map > Group Apps: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DSN_KLR650/grouplets/subscriptionsYahoo! Groups Links > > >

[Eric Turner]

Step one: Don't ask silly-ass questions like this. ________________________________ From: jgormley123 To: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com Sent: Monday, June 6, 2011 2:52 AM Subject: [DSN_KLR650] How does one become a Bad Ass Biker? Since I am just starting out... I would like to achieve the level of Bad Ass Biker as soon as possible. What is the easiest way to do this... [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Jim Fortner]

Pull the exhaust pipes off your bikes.

On Mon, Jun 6, 2011 at 4:50 AM, jgormley123 wrote: > > > > Since I am just starting out... > I would achieve the level of Bad Ass Biker as soon as possible. > > What is the easiest way to do this... > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Jeff Khoury]

In order to become a Bad Ass Biker(tm), start with these steps... it will get you a long way towards Bad Assery: 1. Dress like a gay pirate. Enough cannot be said about this; go whole hog. Wear tight t-shirts emblazoned with the logo of your motorcycle's manufacturer, with ass-less chaps with fringe and a do-rag. Accessorize with gaudy silver jewelry with skulls and turquoise accents. While you're at The Pleasure Chest, buy some leather streamers for your bike to make it look like a bad-ass version of your daughter's "Malibu Barbie" bicycle. 2. Adjust your grooming and personal hygiene habits. Grow your hair long and work on an unkempt beard. Deodorant is for pussies. 3. Tattoos. Lots of them. Make sure at least two have the logo of your motorcycle's manufacturer on them. You must advertise for them to keep them in business and they really appreciate it. Consider getting a witty saying on your fingers (make sure the person in front of you can read it... it's for them, not you.) You should always include a flag of the country of your citizenship as well because you wouldn't want them to think you were French or something... well, unless you actually are French in which case you can just ignore this one. 4. Pick a motorcycle that produces the least amount of horsepower relative to its displacement. Remove the mufflers so that it is LOUD. Remember, you want all the people you pass to be in awe of your bad assery and nothing says "I'm really cool" like annoying everyone you pass. When you're at a stoplight, make sure to rev your bike unnecessarily. You want to present the image that your bike will not idle properly on its own and requires your constant attention to keep it running. 5. Chrome. Start a new hobby of replacing random parts of your motorcycle with shiny bits to give the impression that it is FAST. It doesn't have to be fast, but it should at least look the part. Never, EVER ride your bike in the rain, cold or on an unpaved road. Only wimps do that. 6. Buy a truck and a trailer for long trips. When you go to a motorcycle rally in another state you're going to need a trailer to get your bike there. After all, you wouldn't want to get it dirty on the trip there. 7. Make sure you include a bar as at least one stop on every ride. Alcohol improves the handling and control of your bike. Ride very slow and rev your bike to show everyone how tough you are. 8. Gear is for pussies. While the chaps you bought at "The Glory Hole" protect your legs from the wind, never be caught wearing any head protection if you can help it. That do-rag you bought at the dealer will protect your head WAAAAY better than the full face helmets those other guys wear. Your leather vest is the best protection you can possibly own. Make user it says 1% on the back. 9. Tell everyone that doesn't ride the same kind of bike you do to "get a real bike"... especially if theirs is superior to yours in every measurable way. Those wimps with their faster, better handling and more comfortable bikes don't know what the hell a REAL motorcycle is. The more it shakes, the better it is. 10. Repeatedly tell everyone how much sex you get since you got your bike. Show off your 3-toothed hill scoggin girlfriend and tell everyone that since you got your bike, girls like this have been practically THROWING themselves at you. Start with these 10 steps and you'll be a bad ASS in no time. -Jeff Khoury From: "jgormley123" To: "DSN KLR650" DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com> Sent: Monday, June 6, 2011 2:50:50 AM Subject: [DSN_KLR650] How does one become a Bad Ass Biker? Since I am just starting out... I would achieve the level of Bad Ass Biker as soon as possible. What is the easiest way to do this... [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Thomas Komjathy]

Arrowhead Motorsports sells a Badass Emulator Kit, see Fred. Thomas J. Komjathy, BS/P, MS/P DSK L.L.C. dskllc@... ________________________________ From: jgormley123 To: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com Sent: Mon, June 6, 2011 5:50:50 AM Subject: [DSN_KLR650] How does one become a Bad Ass Biker? Since I am just starting out... I would achieve the level of Bad Ass Biker as soon as possible. What is the easiest way to do this... [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Randall Marbach]

The first 3 steps from noob to Bad Ass Biker.... 1. Take the training wheels off the bike. 2. Stop riding bitch and have your girl friend teach you how to operate the bike. 3. Upgrade from your Honda StepThru 50 to something with a gas tank in the normal position. JK ________________________________ From: jgormley123 To: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com Sent: Monday, June 6, 2011 2:52 AM Subject: [DSN_KLR650] How does one become a Bad Ass Biker? Since I am just starting out... I would like to achieve the level of Bad Ass Biker as soon as possible. What is the easiest way to do this... ------------------------------------ List Sponsors - Dual Sport News: http://www.dualsportnews.com Arrowhead Motorsports: http://www.arrowheadmotorsports.com List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok: http://www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html Member Map: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DSN_KLR650/app/peoplemap/view/map Group Apps: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DSN_KLR650/grouplets/subscriptionsYahoo! Groups Links [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Buddy Seifert]

So far, you have all missed! Becoming a Badass biker requires blonde-butter leather assless chaps. Oh yeah, and one of them frilly leather vests, too. Jennifer was REALLY hot when she was wearing her badass get up. Still had that distinctive smell tho.............. Them noobs, dontcha just love 'em??? Buddy Sent from my iPad

On Jun 6, 2011, at 10:59 AM, Randall Marbach wrote: > The first 3 steps from noob to Bad Ass Biker.... > > 1. Take the training wheels off the bike. > > 2. Stop riding bitch and have your girl friend teach you how to operate the bike. > > 3. Upgrade from your Honda StepThru 50 to something with a gas tank in the normal position. > > JK > > > ________________________________ > From: jgormley123 > To: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com > Sent: Monday, June 6, 2011 2:52 AM > Subject: [DSN_KLR650] How does one become a Bad Ass Biker? > > > Since I am just starting out... > I would like to achieve the level of Bad Ass Biker as soon as possible. > > What is the easiest way to do this... > > > > > ------------------------------------ > > List Sponsors - Dual Sport News: http://www.dualsportnews.com > Arrowhead Motorsports: http://www.arrowheadmotorsports.com > List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok: http://www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > Member Map: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DSN_KLR650/app/peoplemap/view/map > Group Apps: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DSN_KLR650/grouplets/subscriptionsYahoo! Groups Links > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > ------------------------------------ > > List Sponsors - Dual Sport News: http://www.dualsportnews.com > Arrowhead Motorsports: http://www.arrowheadmotorsports.com > List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok: http://www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > Member Map: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DSN_KLR650/app/peoplemap/view/map > Group Apps: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DSN_KLR650/grouplets/subscriptionsYahoo! Groups Links > > >

[Fred Hink]

I used to sell the Honda mirrors until Honda decided not to sell these as an assembly. They are still available by the individual piece but have become pretty expensive. I am now selling the 08 KLR mirrors that have the damper built in and are priced better and work just as well as the Honda mirrors. Fred www.arrowheadmotorsports.com From: John Biccum Sent: Monday, June 06, 2011 7:25 PM To: 'skypilot110' ; DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com Subject: RE: [DSN_KLR650] What are the most recent good options for mirrors I've been a big fan of the Honda XR650L mirrors but by the time that you buy all the parts they are real expensive. I've been using the KTM "Military" mirrors on my Wee with great success, if I broke one of the Honda mirrors on my KLR I'd by a pair of the KTM mirrors for less than the cost of one of the Honda parts.

>I keep seeing it come up but havent kept the information. The one time I

went down at the Roaming Rally >sent me diagonaly over the nose and directly through my right mirror. Time for a new pair.

>If there is an upgrade I suppose now is the time

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[Chris]

Ha ha! Great list. Yes, Gay Pirate pretty much covers it ... (no offense intended to real Pirates who are gay Chris

On Mon, Jun 6, 2011 at 12:39 PM, Jeff Khoury wrote: > > > In order to become a Bad Ass Biker(tm), start with these steps... it will > get you a long way towards Bad Assery: > > 1. Dress like a gay pirate. Enough cannot be said about this; go whole hog. > Wear tight t-shirts emblazoned with the logo of your motorcycle's > manufacturer, with ass-less chaps with fringe and a do-rag. Accessorize with > gaudy silver jewelry with skulls and turquoise accents. While you're at The > Pleasure Chest, buy some leather streamers for your bike to make it look > like a bad-ass version of your daughter's "Malibu Barbie" bicycle. > > 2. > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]