nklr humour
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:20 pm
A friend of mine is an ex-cop from Newfoundland and he has HUNDREDS of
Newfie stories. Just like that....
Robert Wichert P.Eng. LEED AP
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On 11/26/2011 3:20 PM, D Critchley wrote: > > > DC > > > > > > > > > > *WINTER Poem* > > It's winter time in Canada > > And the gentle breezes blow > > Seventy miles an hour > > At thirty-five below. > > Oh, how I love Canada > > When the snow's up to your butt > > You take a breath of winter > > And your nose gets frozen shut. > > Yes, the weather here is wonderful > > So I guess I'll hang around > > I could never leave Canada > > Cuz I'm frozen to the ground! > > Have a great day... > > *98% OF CANADIANS SAY "OH SHIT" BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A > SLIPPERY ROAD.* > > *THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM NEWFOUNDLAND AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND > WATCH THIS."* > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]