--- In
DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com, mark ward wrote:
>
> I didn't expect anything would come of that.
> Just a general warning, we've all seen the quick arm grab, are little poke/push,
> with the person thinking, I did not "hit" them.
>
> And a Caution, My brother, (a lawyer) warned Me about, answering "A SIMPLE"
> question from the law, Inforcer's.
> " I have File cabnets, Full, of cases that Never would have existed, If they
> would have kept there mouth shut. (about "SIMPLE THINGS")
>
> Thats why cops ask,"Do YOU KNOW WHY I pulled you over?"
> Everything! You say will, Be used against you. For bigger ticket and in court.
>
> Just because he ask, how fast do You, think You were going, You don't (should
> not) Answer.
>
> Even your tone and attidude is recorded in his notes.
>
>
>
> ________________________________
> From: Jeff Khoury
> To: richarddecker@...
> Cc: yahoo dsn 650 DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com>
> Sent: Mon, July 26, 2010 11:12:15 PM
> Subject: Re: [DSN_KLR650] I gave a young woman a story to tell this afternoon...
>
>
> Honest, Officer! She was trying to burn me with the cigarette and I disarmed
> her!
>
> Seriously though, unless she has the eyes of an eagle and the memory of an
> elephant, I don't think I'll be receiving a visit from LAPD.
>
> I envision the interaction going something like this:
>
> Buford T. Justice: What did he look like?
>
> Smokey McSmokerton: He was a dude on a black motorcycle.
>
> Buford T. Justice: What was he wearing?
>
> Smokey McSmokerton: A black jacket, black full-face helmet, black gloves and
> sunglasses.
>
> Buford T. Justice: What race was he?
>
> Smokey McSmokerton: Couldn't tell, I only saw him from behind, for like 2
> seconds.
>
> Buford T. Justice: Ma'am, you've just described a little over half the
> motorcyclists in Los Angeles. What kind of motorcycle was it?
>
> Smokey McSmokerton: I don't know... it was black. It didn't have any markings
> at all that I could see.
>
> Buford T. Justice: What were you doing when the alleged assault took place?
>
> Smokey McSmokerton: I was just minding my own business, hanging my arm out the
> window with a cigarette.
>
> Buford T. Justice: So you were discharging burning material from a moving
> vehicle? (a rather serious offense in California)
>
> Smokey McSmokerton: Uh...
>
>
> As a side note - I've gotten facefulls of ashes and had lit butts bounce off me
> several times. As a smoker myself! , I find this to be erm... rude.
>
> -Jeff Khoury
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Richard Decker"
> To: "yahoo dsn 650"
> Sent: Monday, July 26, 2010 7:17:53 PM GMT -08:00 US/Canada Pacific
> Subject: Fwd: [DSN_KLR650] I gave a young woman a story to tell this
> afternoon...
>
>
> This came to me instead of the list.
>
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: mark ward
> Date: Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 5:45 PM
> Subject: Re: [DSN_KLR650] I gave a young woman a story to tell this afternoon...
> To: richarddecker@ gmail.com
>
>
>
> CAUTION! touching some one, even with just the tip of your finger on the arm,
> IS!, "ASAULT AND BATTERY".
>
> Asault & battery "touching some one, with out there permission"
>
> In 79, I was taking tickets at spook-house, at a carnval, a girl kept
> complaining it's a waist of money, "It won't scare Me." So when she stepped in
> the door i touched her ankle with one finger and screemed, She screamed her head
> off.
> later that day the cops came by and asked about it, I felt it was such a simple
> thing I talked to them and admitted what happened.
> the next day I was arrested for Asault & battery, It cost Me Over $1,500, just
> to get past court fee's & crap, let alone lost out on a good job in palm beach
> Fl., that would have been great money.
>
> Plus 6months probation. (Alot of money in 1979, & at 19 with no job.)
>
>
>
>
> ________________________________
> From: Richard Decker
> To: dsn klr650
> Sent: Mon, July 26, 2010 7:52:17 PM
> Subject: Re: [DSN_KLR650] I gave a young woman a story to tell this afternoon...
>
>
> and next, on the nightly news... Man on motorcycle reaches in car and gropes
> woman during evening commute.
>
>
>
>
>
> On Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 4:40 PM, Jeff Khoury wrote:
>
>
> >I was on my way home from work on the 405. Traffic was nearly dead stopped and
> >I was lanesharing between the #1 and #2 lanes, which are very tight in this
> >particular area. I approached a newer model Volvo and I see a woman's arm
> >sticking straight out the window of the car, holding a cigarette. I couldn't go
> >around because of how tight the lanes were. I did the standard "Rev, Rev" to
> >let her know I was there, but she was too deeply involved in her conversation to
> >notice. As the cars to my right shifted a bit, I was able to get around.
> >
> >
> >As a joke I extended my gloved hand and dragged my fingertips up her arm,
> >starting at her elbow. When I reached her hand, I quickly snatched her
> >cigarette and sped up. As I glanced in my mirror, I saw the most hilarious look
> >on her face: eyes and mouth round and as big as saucers!
> >
> >...It's the little things that make your day...
> >
> >-Jeff Khoury
> >
> >
>
>
>
> --
> -
> Rich Decker
>
> Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is
> a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
>
>
>
>
> --
> -
> Rich Decker
>
> Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is
> a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
>