cannibal restaurant(nvsc)
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:47 pm
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon
a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning'.