the greatest klr in the history of the earth.
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:26 pm
Bow to me heathen scum.
My steed is now complete If you must drool, (and you will) feel free to drool directly on the bike, it imroves movement through the slip stream.
Being a Red One, it is of course already faster than any other color in Kawasaki History. Granted the Green ones get the chicks, but the Red Ones, pure torque.
Yep, she's an 08' and damn proud of it. With that state-o- the Art Stator, She is an electronic wonder. Boasting not just heated grips, No! Add to that a troller to power the heated vest, and wait, whats that? A cigarette lighter? Oh yes! Need to inflate that raft you say? Well, she has a built in pump too!
Look, if you need to pop into the bathroom and "relieve" yourself, do it now, lest-you-mess your seat.
How about that bulbous Givi trunk complete with 8, count em 8 addition tie downs, and a trunk with enough tools and parts to fix the fookin shuttle.
And gracefully flowing off the sides in metal beauty are the famed pelicans.. Space age Alloy bash plate, the serrated swivel pegs, and your ready to ride.
Now sure where to go?!? She can help, just fire up the Zumo 550, pop in the Shure Ear Buds, strap the throat microphone on, and while the day away listening to XM radio, MP3 Tunes, or call mom with the voice dial feature.
Yes, I know, I know, I feel your pain. That ratted out 04' in "aztec red" (What?) just wont feel the same between your legs anymore. Sorta like your riding Rosey Odonell to the prom, while i'll be courtin' The Linzy Lohan (Before the drugs and alcohol thing). Yeah, well, I worked for it (and borrowed money
)
Next year she and I are gonna do the Arctic.
Oh, wait, did I mention the seam ripped on the seat and it uses oil?
Speaking of oil, I havent seen a good Oil thread? I switched to pure synthetics at 7000, I just turned 8500. Anyone not using synthetics after 7000 miles is an idiot.
If you use WD40 as chain lube your an idiot.
Just sayin'
Love,
Sean
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