the art brakey.

[matteeanne@yahoo.com]

Bow to me heathen scum. My steed is now complete If you must drool, (and you will) feel free to drool directly on the bike, it imroves movement through the slip stream. Being a Red One, it is of course already faster than any other color in Kawasaki History. Granted the Green ones get the chicks, but the Red Ones, pure torque. Yep, she's an 08' and damn proud of it. With that state-o- the Art Stator, She is an electronic wonder. Boasting not just heated grips, No! Add to that a troller to power the heated vest, and wait, whats that? A cigarette lighter? Oh yes! Need to inflate that raft you say? Well, she has a built in pump too! Look, if you need to pop into the bathroom and "relieve" yourself, do it now, lest-you-mess your seat. How about that bulbous Givi trunk complete with 8, count em 8 addition tie downs, and a trunk with enough tools and parts to fix the fookin shuttle. And gracefully flowing off the sides in metal beauty are the famed pelicans.. Space age Alloy bash plate, the serrated swivel pegs, and your ready to ride. Now sure where to go?!? She can help, just fire up the Zumo 550, pop in the Shure Ear Buds, strap the throat microphone on, and while the day away listening to XM radio, MP3 Tunes, or call mom with the voice dial feature. Yes, I know, I know, I feel your pain. That ratted out 04' in "aztec red" (What?) just wont feel the same between your legs anymore. Sorta like your riding Rosey Odonell to the prom, while i'll be courtin' The Linzy Lohan (Before the drugs and alcohol thing). Yeah, well, I worked for it (and borrowed money ) Next year she and I are gonna do the Arctic. Oh, wait, did I mention the seam ripped on the seat and it uses oil? Speaking of oil, I havent seen a good Oil thread? I switched to pure synthetics at 7000, I just turned 8500. Anyone not using synthetics after 7000 miles is an idiot. If you use WD40 as chain lube your an idiot. Just sayin' Love, Sean [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[John thomas]

Must be an idiot 21k non synthetic oil wd 40 on the chain cause I am to busy to get the good stuff. Tengai walkin Thomas Forest Park Ga. "Old Geezer club member 39.11" 90 Tengai 21,000 miles ----- Original Message ---- From: "matteeanne@..." To: Tengai Mark Van Horn ; tom Cc: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:26:13 PM Subject: [DSN_KLR650] The Greatest KLR in the history of the earth. Bow to me heathen scum. My steed is now complete If you must drool, (and you will) feel free to drool directly on the bike, it imroves movement through the slip stream. Being a Red One, it is of course already faster than any other color in Kawasaki History. Granted the Green ones get the chicks, but the Red Ones, pure torque. Yep, she's an 08' and damn proud of it. With that state-o- the Art Stator, She is an electronic wonder. Boasting not just heated grips, No! Add to that a troller to power the heated vest, and wait, whats that? A cigarette lighter? Oh yes! Need to inflate that raft you say? Well, she has a built in pump too! Look, if you need to pop into the bathroom and "relieve" yourself, do it now, lest-you-mess your seat. How about that bulbous Givi trunk complete with 8, count em 8 addition tie downs, and a trunk with enough tools and parts to fix the fookin shuttle. And gracefully flowing off the sides in metal beauty are the famed pelicans.. Space age Alloy bash plate, the serrated swivel pegs, and your ready to ride. Now sure where to go?!? She can help, just fire up the Zumo 550, pop in the Shure Ear Buds, strap the throat microphone on, and while the day away listening to XM radio, MP3 Tunes, or call mom with the voice dial feature. Yes, I know, I know, I feel your pain. That ratted out 04' in "aztec red" (What?) just wont feel the same between your legs anymore. Sorta like your riding Rosey Odonell to the prom, while i'll be courtin' The Linzy Lohan (Before the drugs and alcohol thing). Yeah, well, I worked for it (and borrowed money ) Next year she and I are gonna do the Arctic. Oh, wait, did I mention the seam ripped on the seat and it uses oil? Speaking of oil, I havent seen a good Oil thread? I switched to pure synthetics at 7000, I just turned 8500. Anyone not using synthetics after 7000 miles is an idiot. If you use WD40 as chain lube your an idiot. Just sayin' Love, Sean [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Kerry Stottlemyer]

Everyone knows if you're proud of a RED Kawi then you're a Honda guy still in denial. Everyone knows there is only one true Kawi color Kawi Green.

--- In DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com, matteeanne@... wrote: > > > Bow to me heathen scum. > My steed is now complete If you must drool, (and you will) feel free to drool directly on the bike, it imroves movement through the slip stream. > Being a Red One, it is of course already faster than any other color in Kawasaki History. Granted the Green ones get the chicks, but the Red Ones, pure torque. > Yep, she's an 08' and damn proud of it. With that state-o- the Art Stator, She is an electronic wonder. Boasting not just heated grips, No! Add to that a troller to power the heated vest, and wait, whats that? A cigarette lighter? Oh yes! Need to inflate that raft you say? Well, she has a built in pump too! > Look, if you need to pop into the bathroom and "relieve" yourself, do it now, lest-you- mess your seat. > How about that bulbous Givi trunk complete with 8, count em 8 addition tie downs, and a trunk with enough tools and parts to fix the fookin shuttle. > And gracefully flowing off the sides in metal beauty are the famed pelicans.. Space age Alloy bash plate, the serrated swivel pegs, and your ready to ride. > Now sure where to go?!? She can help, just fire up the Zumo 550, pop in the Shure Ear Buds, strap the throat microphone on, and while the day away listening to XM radio, MP3 Tunes, or call mom with the voice dial feature. > Yes, I know, I know, I feel your pain. That ratted out 04' in "aztec red" (What?) just wont feel the same between your legs anymore. Sorta like your riding Rosey Odonell to the prom, while i'll be courtin' The Linzy Lohan (Before the drugs and alcohol thing). Yeah, well, I worked for it (and borrowed money ) > Next year she and I are gonna do the Arctic. > Oh, wait, did I mention the seam ripped on the seat and it uses oil? > Speaking of oil, I havent seen a good Oil thread? I switched to pure synthetics at 7000, I just turned 8500. Anyone not using synthetics after 7000 miles is an idiot. > If you use WD40 as chain lube your an idiot. > Just sayin' > Love, > Sean > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] >

[Mike Frey]

What happens when you have one red KLR and one green KLR?

----- Original Message ----- From: matteeanne@... To: Tengai Mark Van Horn ; tom Cc: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:26 PM Subject: [DSN_KLR650] The Greatest KLR in the history of the earth. Being a Red One, it is of course already faster than any other color in Kawasaki History. Granted the Green ones get the chicks, but the Red Ones, pure torque. Sean [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Randall Marbach]

......

>>Everyone knows if you're proud of a RED Kawi then you're a Honda guy still in denial. >>Everyone knows there is only one true Kawi color Kawi Green.

I didn't even know that Kawi sold a RED KLR.... all I've ever seen are the dark pink ones. Randy from Burbank

[Harry Seifert]

AMEN!!!!!!!! Buddy bseifert71@...

> [Original Message] > From: Kerry Stottlemyer > To: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com> > Date: 5/14/2008 8:24:12 PM > Subject: [DSN_KLR650] Re: The Greatest KLR in the history of the earth. > > Everyone knows if you're proud of a RED Kawi then you're a Honda guy

still in denial.

> Everyone knows there is only one true Kawi color Kawi Green. > > > --- In DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com, matteeanne@... wrote: > > > > > > Bow to me heathen scum. > > My steed is now complete If you must drool, (and you will) feel free to

drool directly on

> the bike, it imroves movement through the slip stream. > > Being a Red One, it is of course already faster than any other color in

Kawasaki History.

> Granted the Green ones get the chicks, but the Red Ones, pure torque. > > Yep, she's an 08' and damn proud of it. With that state-o- the Art

Stator, She is an

> electronic wonder. Boasting not just heated grips, No! Add to that a

troller to power the

> heated vest, and wait, whats that? A cigarette lighter? Oh yes! Need to

inflate that raft you

> say? Well, she has a built in pump too! > > Look, if you need to pop into the bathroom and "relieve" yourself,

do it now, lest-you-

> mess your seat. > > How about that bulbous Givi trunk complete with 8, count em 8 addition

tie downs, and

> a trunk with enough tools and parts to fix the fookin shuttle. > > And gracefully flowing off the sides in metal beauty are the famed

pelicans.. Space age

> Alloy bash plate, the serrated swivel pegs, and your ready to ride. > > Now sure where to go?!? She can help, just fire up the Zumo 550, pop in

the Shure Ear

> Buds, strap the throat microphone on, and while the day away listening to

XM radio, MP3

> Tunes, or call mom with the voice dial feature. > > Yes, I know, I know, I feel your pain. That ratted out 04' in "aztec

red" (What?) just wont

> feel the same between your legs anymore. Sorta like your riding Rosey

Odonell to the

> prom, while i'll be courtin' The Linzy Lohan (Before the drugs and

alcohol thing). Yeah,

> well, I worked for it (and borrowed money ) > > Next year she and I are gonna do the Arctic. > > Oh, wait, did I mention the seam ripped on the seat and it uses oil? > > Speaking of oil, I havent seen a good Oil thread? I switched to pure

synthetics at 7000, I

> just turned 8500. Anyone not using synthetics after 7000 miles is an

idiot.

> > If you use WD40 as chain lube your an idiot. > > Just sayin' > > Love, > > Sean > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > ------------------------------------ > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at: www.dualsportnews.com > List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > Member Map at: http://www.frappr.com/dsnklr650Yahoo! Groups Links > > >

[Kerry Stottlemyer]

Identity crisis??? :p

--- In DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com, Mike Frey wrote: > > What happens when you have one red KLR and one green KLR? > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: matteeanne@... > To: Tengai Mark Van Horn ; tom > Cc: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com > Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:26 PM > Subject: [DSN_KLR650] The Greatest KLR in the history of the > earth. > > > > > Being a Red One, it is of course already faster than any > other color in Kawasaki History. Granted the Green ones get > the chicks, but the Red Ones, pure torque. > > Sean > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] >

[Lourd Baltimore]

It's fine, just don't let them come in contact or they will instantly annihilate each other like matter and anti-matter. Either that or you slowly become color blind. . ----- Original Message ---- From: Mike Frey To: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 4:49:55 AM Subject: Re: [DSN_KLR650] The Greatest KLR in the history of the earth. What happens when you have one red KLR and one green KLR?

----- Original Message ----- From: matteeanne@yahoo. com To: Tengai Mark Van Horn ; tom Cc: DSN_KLR650@yahoogro ups.com Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:26 PM Subject: [DSN_KLR650] The Greatest KLR in the history of the earth. Being a Red One, it is of course already faster than any other color in Kawasaki History. Granted the Green ones get the chicks, but the Red Ones, pure torque. Sean [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Tengai Mark Van Horn]

It means your door swings both ways. Mark At 11:49 PM -0400 5/14/08, Mike Frey wrote:

>What happens when you have one red KLR and one green KLR? > >----- Original Message ----- >From: matteeanne@... >To: Tengai Mark Van Horn ; tom >Cc: DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com >Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:26 PM >Subject: [DSN_KLR650] The Greatest KLR in the history of the >earth. > > > > >Being a Red One, it is of course already faster than any >other color in Kawasaki History. Granted the Green ones get >the chicks, but the Red Ones, pure torque. > >Sean

[Bill Watson]

>>If you use WD40 as chain lube your an idiot.

Just sayin' Love, Sean ------------------------------------------------- Count me in as another idiot. I'm at 31,000 miles on the stock chain, and have been using WD40 on the chain since the day I bought the bike at 900 miles. My science experiment continues. I wonder where it will finally die? Bill [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]