ugliest bike nklr
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:46 pm
If you mean an ugly soul, the pure character of the bike, my bike may
be a candidate.
It is certainly not one of the polished jewels of the bed and
breakfast circuit that some listers have. No, my bike does not get
the Harley toothbrush cleaning treatment.
It is certainly not one of the battle scarred veterans of the
single-track wars. My bike has the unfortunate luck of having an
owner who isn't yet up to that treatment. It will have to wait for
me.
Rather, my bike sits, mostly stock, a bunch of band-aid add-ons to
make it practical. Not cleaned, sun bleached with warped plastic.
Rarely washed unless I have to work on it extensively and only then to
spare ME from the dirt. Torn fork boots, stock tires, a bash plate
without a single nick on it. The killer, it is a '97 and only has
about 9k miles on it with barely over a thousand since last August.
My bike has a tortured soul.
I think the only worse insult I could give this poor machine would be
to stick a GPS on it, taunting it, with the thought that it might
someday go somewhere.
On Mon, Jun 28, 2004 at 08:41:44PM -0700, Ramey wrote: > Claiming to have a ugly KLR without claiming to have the ugliest is bold > but weak. In the world of ugly KLRs', mine is without peer. Sure there are > some that might be more beat up, trashed or even rattier. However mine is > studied ugly. All the way to the bone. So there. Mine is so ugly Harley > riders snicker. BMW riders don't even bother to condesend. One fellow even > said "man, thats one ugly bike". Now thats an endorsement. -- ___ ______ _____ __ ________ ___ / _ |< < / == / ___/__ / /_ /_ __/ / __ ____ _ ___ /__ \ / __ |/ // / ****/ (_ / _ \/ __/ / / / _ \/ // / ' \/ _ \ /__/ /_/ |_/_//_/ == \___/\___/\__/ /_/ /_//_/\_,_/_/_/_/ .__/ (_) 8600 miles*Russel Lines*Supertrapp Race* /_/ http://www.kingsqueak.org/klr650/