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W A S H I N G T O N, Aug. 14 - U.S. and Canadian warplanes patrolling the "No-Punky" zone over Vancouver, BC today struck a decisive blow in the war against "Punky and Lew" subject lines. Air Force F-16s launched a variety of ordinance, including sidewinder missles and short range tactical nuclear weapons, in an effort to quell the seemingly omnipresent barrage of subject lines, which have included many inane and frivolous references to rider Lew Waterman and his motorcycle-mounted pooch, Punky. All aircraft returned safely to base and an assessment of the battle damage is ongoing, according to U.S. Central Command, which is responsible for U.S. military operations in the region. Punky and Lew have been "very active" in threatening coalition air crews as well as KLR listers with the repetitive appearance of their names, Pentagon spokesman Rear Adm. Craig Quigley told reporters today. But despite today's successful strike, "there is no permanence to our efforts here," Quigley said. "But if we can degrade their subject line producing capability, that is, indeed, the goal." *keepin' it light* -rob atomic seattle hard trance/goa live pa http://www.evergo.net/~atomic